Saturday, March 29, 2014

{SMB} Go Time!: A Crawler's How-To Guide to Destruction

Last month, I submitted my first post to Scottsdale Moms Blog.  
They have a directive that we shouldn't post content on our personal blogs, but rather direct readers to the website.  Because my blog is kept private, I'm bending the rule.  We'll see if the Internet voo-doo gods tell them so.

Here is the website if anyone reading might care to peruse a bit, but I'm pasting my entry below for fun.
http://www.scottsdalemomsblog.com/2014/03/06/crawlers-guide-destruction/
Hope you enjoy!
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Go Time!: A Crawler's How-To Guide to Destruction
The joys–and messes!– a crawler can create are amazing! Gone are the days of cuddling all day on the sofa. He’s on the move and that means… So. Am. I.  Enjoy this little note from my Crawler to yours!
Crawling is awesome – It is!
You just get to let loose and Go!
There’s a whole world to explore
- shelves, cupboards and drawers -
But that Mom-lady sure likes to say “No”...
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You gotta be quick, while she’s busy;
Trust me, you won’t have much time.
She’ll find you and then
it’s game over, my friend.
She’ll put your new toy waaay up high.
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Toilets are my personal favorites,
though dog bowls are pretty darn great.
And then there are STAIRS!
Oh!! Nothing compares!!
…’Til Mom buys a big baby gate.
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Now, look. On the day when that happens
Don’t lose heart, for you’ll see:
There’s crumbs, rocks and grit
where little fingers can fit.
(But you didn’t hear it from me.)
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 There’s books to be pulled off of shelves
whose pages will rip with a touch.
There’s the cord I once bited;
Mom sure got excited…
And that’s how I met Dr. Lutz.  (nice guy!)
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You and your mom will agree:
There’s one night a month that’s the best.
It’s called “Mom’s Night Out”;
You’ll love it – no doubt! -
‘Cause dads pretty much just say “Yes”.

The Snake Saga

We are loving our home, and as you'll soon read in my upcoming entry for Scottsdale Moms Blog (will post here when published!), Arizona springtime has a lot to offer.  But the other day, Mikel and I discovered one major drawback: SNAKES.

In the name of Operation Move Everyone to Arizona, I should qualify this post to say:

1: We did, after all, purchase a property with a desert-scape golf course backdrop which attracts bunnies and quail and mice and other critters...  We should have known (or maybe we did) that one critter usually means the presence of others.

& 2: All reliable sources (i.e., every neighbor we have and our home's previous owner who heard The Saga through the grapevine and emailed me her reassurances) report the same: Snakes are unwelcomed but infrequent enough visitors.  That is to say, hopefully we got our sighting out of the way and we're set for the next decade.
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So all was well and good that fateful Saturday morning.  

Our pool net install was nearing completion, Mikel had returned home from rounding, and we all wandered out to inspect the finished product.

The pool guy headed out, and Mikel, clad in his scrubs and bare feet, ducked into our outdoor half bath for a minute.  
Suddenly, I heard a word we don't use come flying through the air.  Initially thinking it was a disgruntled golfer airing his grievances, I turned to see a white faced Mikel emerge quickly from the bathroom and slam the door.  His eyebrows were up to his hairline as he tied his scrub pants and breathed, "Soooooooo, there's a snaaaaaake in theeeerrrrrrre..."

Here's how to conversation went from there:
- What??!!
- There's a snake in there!
- What??!!
- Yeah!
- Shut up.  Don't lie.
- I'm not lying.
- Shut up.  A snake?!  Like, how big?!
- I don't know... (holding arms out to approximate)
- That big?!  No way.  Shut up.  How big is it really?
- Becca, what do you want me to say?  There's a BIG SNAKE in there.  Look! (cracks door open) - it's right there.
- I'm not looking!!  Here, use my phone and take a picture so I can look.
- Will you just look?!
- Will you just take a picture?!

He takes this:

Me: What do we do?
- I don't know.
- You think if we just shut the door and leave it all summer it'll starve?
- I don't know.
- How did it get in there?!
- I don't know.
- Do you still need to go to the bathroom?
- Yeah.
*we just stand there looking at each other a minute*......
Mikel: Maybe we can coax it out with something.
- COAX it OUT?!  With what?! So it can go where?!
- I don't know.
*more silence*
Me: Maybe Lyle and Kathy have done this before.  Think I should get them?
- Yes.

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So off I ran to Lyle and Kathy's house.  They are the supremely kind retired couple who live next door to us.  Prior to this, one of them has already: fixed our malfunctioning accent lights, repaired a portion of our side gate and delivered us a beautiful collection of succulents as a housewarming gift:
They always greet us, hug Nolan and are just so pleasant.  
My, my - we are enjoying knowing them.  
And on this day, they answered their door and dropped whatever they were doing to head over and show off their snake-lassoing skills.

I didn't get any great photos of the process because everything moved so fast (literally and figuratively), but someone shoo'd it out with a broom
 Kathy held Nolan, I held the camera, and the snake came out a-slithering.  It sped along the side of the house for a second until Lyle the Brave picked it up with his hand (gulp) and launched it not once but twice across the yard until it flew over the fence.

Let me just say one thing: if you think a snake slithering along the ground is disturbing, nothing compares the sight of one twisting and flailing through the air.  Vomit.


 Just another day in AZ.
(Like how Mikel is still without shoes and standing clear of the snake zone??)
 Thank you, Lyle and Kathy!  
This may well go down in history as the most neighborly thing in the history of neighbors.

Monday, March 17, 2014

On the Move -- again!

We closed on our new home on February 22nd and officially moved into it on March 1st!  
Glllooooorrrry Glory Hallelluuuuuuujaaaaaah!
Our prayers were answered and we are SO HAPPY not to be in the rental for another year.

As happy as this occasion was, I have to admit: I hate moving.

Moving is messy.  It's disorganized, discombobulating, inefficient, inconvenient and anxiety producing now matter how short the distance of your move and no matter how much you work to ensure it flows otherwise.  And also, something gets broken.  Every time.

That said, I was practically doing cartwheels when the moving guys' van pulled up because it meant we were on our way to obtaining FRRRREEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMM from the pink rental house!!!!
"I thought you'd never come!  Thank you for riding up on your white steed and saving us!!  What's your name again??  Rojelio?  Can I hug you, Rojelio??"

But I get ahead of myself......
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Since we were moving only 5 miles down the road, the plan on paper was:

- Transport our whole kitchen ourselves ahead of time to allow us to have it organized and functional right away.  While a pain to execute -- this was, in hindsight, brilliant.  (Thanks, Steph)

- Pack the rest ourselves, which wasn't actually that bad since the move was only 4 miles away and a lot of stuff could just be tucked into dresser drawers or dumped imperfectly into boxes, if not breakable.  Brilliant enough.

 - Hire two key groups: 
1. Pro movers for all furniture and remaining boxes (Brilliant.)
and 2. Our babysitter Taylor to entertain Nolan at the new house until we arrived and the movers finished their work (Brilliant.)  The night before, I hauled all of Nolan's toys, and his stroller / pack & play / sound machine / teddy bear / binkies / diapers / food and snacks / sippy cups / high chair over for her use.  (Can I get a "Brilliant"??)

**Taylor proved even more necessary when I realized that I had scheduled the move for a weekend that Mikel was, of course, on call and, of course, busy with cases. This, by contrast, was not so brilliant.
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The week leading up to the big move was, in a word, terrible.  Here was my daily routine:
Wake up early
Throw on gym clothes
Pack like a crazy person
Nolan wakes up
Do all things Nolan until lunch
Nolan goes to nap
Pack some more and load the packed things into the Jeep
Nolan wakes up
Strap him in his carseat and make a run to the new house
Unload packed things into the garage of the new house while Nolan complains loudly from his seat
Do all things Nolan until dinner
Bath and bedtime routine / maybe Mikel gets home
One of our tremendous and amazing friends comes to sit at our house while N sleeps
***shout out to Aubrea and Krista!!***
We (or I, if no friends that evening) load and make a second run to the house
We pull everything from the garage into the kitchen or wherever it kind of goes
Unpack / organize
Head home
Collapse
Do it again

Notice anything missing?  Shower for Mom, perhaps?  This was 50/50 for getting accomplished, though quickly and not so thoroughly.  Sorry you guys couldn't be here.

Plus -- the towels had all been used as packing materials during our late night transports.  Not that Scarlett minded.
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Feb 22nd -- Signing
 No, this photo wasn't staged.  Why do you ask?
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Then the work began...
A sample of our pantry "packing" technique.  Laundry baskets are perfect for jobs like this!
The night that Krista kindly came over to hold down the fort while Mikel and I made a run to the house, he and I got to have a romantic dinner at a real, live restaurant.
Thanks to catching a reflection of myself in the window upon entering, I realized I was in my PJ's with no makeup for this rendezvous.  But I had showered that day.  He's a lucky man indeed.
(So glad Krista accepts payment in the form of milk shakes and french fries!)


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March 1st: Moving Day
My carefully preserved, non-packed coffee set-up (with mug!)
The white steed.  Ain't she a beaut?
Nolan had just woken up when the movers arrived, and he was stunned by all of the action.
 Craning to see around the corner.  
"What're they doin'?!?"
 one of the near hug recipients

 Finally moved him for a front row view.
 Taylor!
After I dropped Nolan at the house with Taylor, I went back to the rental and quickly realized I was just going to be in those guys' way...  So I made myself scarce and parked it just around the corner for a little bit (Brilliant!) 
With movers at one house and a babysitter at the other, I can confidently say that the week leading up to moving day was a lot more work than actual moving day!
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 The factor that earned the fewest points for brilliance that day was this:
It rained.
and rained.
and rained some more.
The Phoenix drainage system is easily overwhelmed when anything more than a sprinkle falls from the sky, so that means roads were flooding and our back patio was quickly turning into an extension of our pool.  We actually love weather like this -- but not so much on moving day! #whaddayagonnado?

 A view from our balcony seconds before another torrential downpour.

The movers got it done, though - earning themselves a generous tip - and Mikel got home in time for us to send Taylor safely on her way home before dark/more rain.
These pics don't really do the patio justice, but I was getting nervous about the rising water level because it was creeping closer and closer to the house (aka, my hardwood floors!).  I put a couple of beach towels outside of the sliding door, much to Mikel's entertainment.
 "where'm I 'pose to potty??"
It seems we have GREAT neighbors.  More to write about that later, but the family just to the west of us is George and Polly with David (12) and Paul (9).  George had popped over to introduce himself briefly when we were moving in earlier that day, and at 7pm he reappeared with the most glorious delivery:
Dinner!  We scarfed it down.  So kind!
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The next morning, I was much relieved to see that the patio water had receded and this sunrise greeted us instead:
 Since then, the unpacking has been going slowly -- mostly because this spot calls to me for at least part of Nolan's nap time most days....
 ...and my kitchen cleaning endeavors get distracted by this new pretty view.

 So glad to be in OUR new home!  Pinching ourselves at God's blessings and mercies, which are indeed new every morning.

Don't you agree, Carl the Cactus?

Selfies

Selfie 1: I got me some bangs
They're driving me crazy.
Selfie 2: Pucker up

Selfies 3 & 4: ??!!  Seriously have no idea how this happened.